You Might Be a Redneck If

You Might Be a Redneck If

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures. (20%)
..If you have to mow the yard to find your car! (16%)
..if you've ever been accused of lying thru your tooth. (12%)
..You're working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. (12%)
..If you enter a custody fight over your nanny goat. (8%)
..If you tip your above ground pool to make a deep end (8%)
..If your husband has to move his transmission from the tub so you can take a bath (4%)
..if you're heard saying "Yes Dear" immediately following a pig's oink. (4%)
..You are married to a blood relative. (4%)
..you know Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel (4%)
..you get a lot of paint spilt on you (4%)
..the lottery ticket you bought is your 401K. (4%)
..When u come town south and finally trying 2say what they say (0%)
..you stay out in the sun too long and get burnt (0%)
..Someone calls you one, but they are worse as they are racist, classist and judgemental. (0%)
..If you carry your luggage in grocery store bags. (0%)
..you have two cars in your front yard, and either one will run. (0%)
..Your outhouse is decorated with antlers. (0%)

Votes: 25