Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I hope it was by cesarean for your mother's sake. (28%)
• ..take it out and sell it on Ebay. (16%)
• ..hopefully it was full of peanut butter! (8%)
• ..You all set for soup (8%)
• ..well "lah-di-dah" mine was in my hand, worked for everything I have... (8%)
• ..better hope you don't get bitten by MM David littlefair XI. (4%)
• ..be sure to occasionally polish it, or it will tarnish. (4%)
• ..Where is the silver fork? (4%)
• ..where is the rest of my silver.. fork and knife? (4%)
• ..hopefully there wasn't more cutlery in other orifices. (4%)
• ..I must have been beamed up somehow cuz we don't own silver. (4%)
• ..Tell me how it gets traded for silver hair near the end of life? (4%)
• ..My Mother would check me over good, as we don't own a silver spoon.. (4%)
• ..make silver-ade (0%)
• ..Here u go I was taught with u have 2 do it (0%)
• ..In a moment, the tarnish would show up, I am no angel. (0%)