which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Vampires are a pain in the neck (26%)
What part of the street do vampires live on? A dead end! (21%)
Who did the ghost bring to the dance? His Ghoulfriend. (21%)
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?? Spare ribs (16%)
Did you hear about the vampire who lost his home? It was a grave problem (11%)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with. (5%)
Why didn't the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn't have the stomach for it! (0%)

Votes: 19