Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You will end up with scrambled eggs (13%)
• ..that will free up your other baskets for your basket case GoldToken friends. (10%)
• ..Hard-boil them, they'll keep longer and there won't be any accidents. (10%)
• ..your arm might get tired and you'll drop the basket. (10%)
• ..it's better for the environment (7%)
• ..DIVERSIFY! (7%)
• ..Because you may become a basket case (7%)
• ..without taking out Toto first. (7%)
• ..Don't put anything on top of 'em! (3%)
• ..then don't be surprised when the Easter Bunny steals them all back. (3%)
• ..you'd better keep the basket away from that dirty old egg suckin' hound. (3%)
• ..You will end up with a scrambled egg basket (3%)
• ..Just don't trip and fall or it will be a eggy mess. (3%)
• ..Where will Little Red Rosenberg put the gefilte fish and chopped liver and soup with matzoh balls that grandma loves so much? (3%)
• ..It just might have a hole in it! (3%)
• ..Make sure they’re chocolate! (3%)
• ..You could loose everything including the eggs (3%)
• ..End up scramble eggs (0%)
• ..make sure they're hard-boiled first (0%)