which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

A friend has a horse which will only come out after dark. It’s a nightmare. (21%)
The rider had a lot of trouble stopping when her horse bolted under her. It was a terrible tale of whoa! (17%)
What is a horses favorite hat? A Kentucky Derby. (17%)
What did the horse say when it fell down? I've fallen and I can’t giddyup! (17%)
Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because he was a little hoarse (17%)
What ailment do horses fear most? Hay Fever (8%)
What did one horse say to the other? I recognize the pace, but I can't remember the mane (4%)

Votes: 24