which pun is the best?
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- They arrested the pre-school teacher for drug possession. They suspected her when they noticed her small pupils.
(21%)
- This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar. I said, “Is that a fret?”
(21%)
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
(21%)
- Do you know why babies born on holidays are more likely to be girls?because there are no male deliveries on holidays
(14%)
- A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! Wh
(14%)
- Why didnt he do his homework? Because the bird got out and eat all his homework
(7%)
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