The Doctor Told Me I Needed to Lose A Few Pounds
The Doctor Told Me I Needed to Lose A Few Pounds

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..So I divorced her (17%)
  • ..so I set my purse on the floor (14%)
  • ..So I took off my shoes, jewelry, hearing aid, false teeth and empty the pockets of my clothes... (14%)
  • ..and I said, ok you're fired. (7%)
  • ..so I exchanged them for Euros. (7%)
  • ..so I registered at the U.K's National Lottery. (7%)
  • ..And helped me start by submitting a bill for 50 (7%)
  • ..so I laughed my head off. (7%)
  • ..So, I threw out the dirty clothes instead of washing them. (7%)
  • ..so...I got a smaller doctor! (3%)
  • ..So I put down the 50 ton weights I was holding. (3%)
  • ..So I put a bet on the rank outsider in the 2.30 at Newmarket. (3%)
  • ..So I pounded him... inside the boxing ring of course. (3%)
  • ..Why do I need to lose more weight when I was 139 you told me that I look like death warmed over no way buster that 139 almost killed me (0%)
Votes: 29
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