The Doctor Told Me I Needed to Lose A Few Pounds
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- ..So I divorced her
- ..so I set my purse on the floor
- ..So I took off my shoes, jewelry, hearing aid, false teeth and empty the pockets of my clothes...
- ..and I said, ok you're fired.
- ..so I exchanged them for Euros.
- ..so I registered at the U.K's National Lottery.
- ..And helped me start by submitting a bill for £50
- ..so I laughed my head off.
- ..So, I threw out the dirty clothes instead of washing them.
- ..so...I got a smaller doctor!
- ..So I put down the 50 ton weights I was holding.
- ..So I put a bet on the rank outsider in the 2.30 at Newmarket.
- ..So I pounded him... inside the boxing ring of course.
- ..Why do I need to lose more weight when I was 139 you told me that I look like death warmed over no way buster that 139 almost killed me
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