Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..never pick your nose 'cause your head might cave in. (30%)
• ..Always wear clean underwear, because you never know when something will happen and you're going to be in an accident. (26%)
• .."Don't listen to a thing I say". (26%)
• ..Don't eat the yellow snow. (11%)
• ..If you pick £20 up you have 20 years good luck (4%)
• ..Always carry a clean pair of underwear. (4%)
• ..If a black cat runs out in front of you when your driving, stop, turn around and find another route (0%)