Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..grabbing the snacks and putting my feet up. Bring me a drink please. (22%)
• ..expecting to see stadiums with 0 to 25% fan capacity, with some having cardboard cutout fans and pumping in crowd noises...the "new norm!?!?" (15%)
• ..not to be bothered all day Sunday or Monday night either! (11%)
• ..So I am off to a tropical island. (7%)
• ..still watching Baseball! (7%)
• ..Could care less as they are disrespectful. (7%)
• ..I agree, not watching. (7%)
• ..struggling to find something else to watch on tv. (7%)
• ..Stuck on my couch until February (7%)
• ..starting my Christmas shopping. (4%)
• ..going to hibernate for the duration. (4%)