Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..be sure you have plenty of Denture Cream. (21%)
• .. If it's chocolate, NO PROBLEM! (21%)
• ..Then chew like there's no tomorrow, but have fun. (14%)
• ..You will choke my friend ! (10%)
• ..Then chew off more than you can bite (7%)
• ..make sure you’re a fast chewer (3%)
• ..don't look at me. I can't help you. (3%)
• ..Spit it out, and take another bite. (3%)
• ..Hit the Undo button and try again. (3%)
• ..you'll gain weight. (3%)
• ..Make sure you have chipmunk cheeks (3%)
• .. then you’ll have to swallow it whole. (3%)
• ..and choke, don't call me, i don't have gotten my CPR nor CPA license yet. (3%)
• ..Better stay away from my fingers as they taste nothing like fish. (0%)