which pun is the best?
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head he asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks "Hey what's with the paper towel on your head?" The pirate responds "ARRR, I got a bounty on me head!"
- What's a pirates favorite letter? You might think "Arr" (R) but his first love is the "sea" (C).
- Rarely will you see a pirate that smokes...the reason is, they use the patch.
- The pirate's bird was heard to say: "Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Nine, OOPS! A parroty error!"
- When asked to decorate the shipdeck with Ropework, the pirate replied "I'm a frayed knot".
- How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology? It's the eye ipatch that gives it away
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