My Spouse is So Goofy

My Spouse is So Goofy

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..she married me. (24%)
..He put Donald in the roaster, Mickie in the trap, and Clarabelle out to pasture. (24%)
..Her Friends are Donald duck, Mickey mouse and Pluto (14%)
..She does spontaneous things when I least expect it to make me laugh and knows how to cheer me up when I need it most! (10%)
..Had to tie his ears behind his head. (10%)
..So I'm spose be serious. (5%)
..he thinks he's Prince Charming! (5%)
..that ... oh never mind. I don't have a spouse. Does that mean that I'm Goofy? (5%)
..He was offered a part in the Donald Duck movie. (5%)

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