If you try to keep up with the Jones'
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..You won't be able to afford your GoldToken membership renewal.
(15%)
- ..you will look good being broke
(10%)
- ..Make sure you change your last name to Jones too
(10%)
- ..Your new address will be 000 Under-Pass Way
(10%)
- ..You'll end up behind them in the bread line.
(10%)
- ..It is easier if they are destitute!
(10%)
- ..they will just go buy a larger TV.
(5%)
- ..the Smiths will pass you both up.
(5%)
- ..you are making a big mistake -- keep up with Gates's instead!
(5%)
- ..You'll end up in debt, having things others wanted, then keeping within your means and buying things that give you personal joy.
(5%)
- ..better off using their credit card than your own!
(5%)
- ..then you’ll probably notice that they are frantically trying to keep up with you.
(5%)
- ..the Hatfields and the McCoys will fly right by ya!
(5%)
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