Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Middle Age is when your age start to show.......cracks in the foundation (27%)
• ..Around your middle (14%)
• ..And your memory starts to go (14%)
• ..That you remember when you had the Annoying paper clip on windows. (9%)
• ..And you cannot see your feet anymore (9%)
• ..and your mind starts to TELL. (9%)
• ..your age and turn into your Mom. (9%)
• ..You get big love handles (5%)
• ..proof that life can be comical and holds surprises! (5%)