which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever! (46%)
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted. (15%)
I used to have a dog who liked red wine. He was a Bordeaux collie. (15%)
What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee. (8%)
You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle. (8%)
A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable. (8%)
What did the Dalmatian say to the masseuse? Oooh yeah, that’s the spot! (0%)
I called my dog Blacksmith. Every time I opened the door, he made a bolt for it. (0%)

Votes: 13