Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..it is called "The Natural Look" (16%)
• .."Hair Today - Gone Tomorrow" (12%)
• ..it´s called a hat! (8%)
• ..it's called baldness (8%)
• ..Bed head (8%)
• ..Quarantine Calamity (8%)
• ..“A funny thing happened to me on my way here…” (8%)
• .."Fingur' Stuck In Light Socket." (4%)
• ..I forgot to have a haircut cut (4%)
• ..Helmet hair (4%)
• ..The hairless hayday (4%)
• .."the morning after the night before" (4%)
• ..It's called lightening hit me somehow last night. (4%)
• ..Just Hair! (4%)
• ..Barbasol close. (4%)