I Am So Broke
I Am So Broke

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..I go to KFC and lick other peopleís fingers (29%)
  • ..I canít even pay attention. (14%)
  • ..I don't even have any sense. (14%)
  • ..all the king's men couldn't put me back together (11%)
  • ..I'm in a head to toe body cast! (7%)
  • ..I need gorilla glue to glue me back together. (7%)
  • ..that PB&J looks like a gourmet meal! (4%)
  • ..My TV is a small B&W version. (4%)
  • ..I can't even eat dirt, cost too much... (4%)
  • ..I have registered myself as a charity (4%)
  • ..Ice Cream and cookies are a luxury (4%)
  • ..I feel like Humpty Dumpty (0%)
  • ..my nickel thinks it's a hundred dollar coin. (0%)
Votes: 28
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