I Am So Broke
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..I go to KFC and lick other people’s fingers
(29%)
- ..I can’t even pay attention.
(14%)
- ..I don't even have any sense.
(14%)
- ..all the king's men couldn't put me back together
(11%)
- ..I'm in a head to toe body cast!
(7%)
- ..I need gorilla glue to glue me back together.
(7%)
- ..that PB&J looks like a gourmet meal!
(4%)
- ..My TV is a small B&W version.
(4%)
- ..I can't even eat dirt, cost too much...
(4%)
- ..I have registered myself as a charity
(4%)
- ..Ice Cream and cookies are a luxury
(4%)
- ..I feel like Humpty Dumpty
(0%)
- ..my nickel thinks it's a hundred dollar coin.
(0%)
Votes:
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