Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..is being mistaken for a politician. (17%)
• ..is that no one will notice. (8%)
• ..is all the walking (8%)
• ..There will not be enough brains to eat (8%)
• ..I would have to change my diet (8%)
• ..No fear, since there are no such things as zombies. (8%)
• ..Is nothing because I love horror Brains (4%)
• ..Your breath! (4%)
• ..Is that my ears will fall off (4%)
• ..Existing through eternity in that state and not dying. (4%)
• ..is getting stuck eating my mother-in-laws brains. (4%)
• ..what it's going to do to my insurance rates. (4%)
• ..I will have to get all new makeup (4%)
• ..is that I just hate being like everyone else. (4%)
• ..Is that I will have perpetual "Bad Hair Day." (4%)
• ..My worst Fear about becoming a Zombie is that I will have to wear the same clothes for the rest of my life.. Yuck. (4%)
• ..Life won't change so no fear here (0%)