Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but have to touch the bench when the sign says "Wet Paint"? (36%)
• ..Because you already sold them a bridge! (14%)
• ..because they don't want to count them. (14%)
• ..Because they light up the night sky and are too numerous to count, but sure looks pretty. (7%)
• ..Because that's a proven fact Jack! (7%)
• ..Probably because they are that many when they get hit in the head (4%)
• ..Because they also been to planet Hollywood (4%)
• ..it must be because my title is Professor. (4%)
• ..DUH! because there are (4%)
• ..Would I lie? ( bats eyelashes ) (4%)
• ..Because they don't want to take the time to count them all themself. (4%)