Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But she’s quarantined, so there’s nowhere to go (20%)
• ..but she'd rather walk hand-in-hand with me! (10%)
• ..on a magic carpet ride (10%)
• ..with nowhere to go. (7%)
• ..To ride the bus. But the driver insisted she ride for free. (7%)
• ..But she posted under a new thread so it wasn't valid (7%)
• ..But Foghat says it will be a 'slow ride." (7%)
• ..Check it, it has expired (7%)
• ..The girl that's driving me mad is going away, yeah. She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care! (3%)
• ..But she rather stay home and eat ice cream. (3%)
• ..But who wants to go away alone. (3%)
• ..But she won't be allowed on the train if she forgets her mask! (3%)
• ..a Volkswagen "Beatle". (3%)
• ..the crazy train (3%)
• ..Because she owns the plane! (3%)
• ..but her broom is in for repairs. (3%)
• ..But she don’t care.... Beatles (0%)