Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..But sometimes I just let her sleep in.
(28%)
- ..and Sneezy. So I call my Doc and he tells me, "Don't be Bashful or Dopey. Get back into your snow white bedsheets, get Sleepy, and then wake up Happy!"
(24%)
- ..because the mattress is lumpy.
(10%)
- ..When I sleep on the wrong side of the bed
(7%)
- ..But waking up grumpy is better than not waking up at all.
(7%)
- ..I never wake up grumpy just sneak out of the room.
(3%)
- ..Sometimes I sleep with a hanger in my mouth and wake up with a smile on my face
(3%)
- ..Then I get my morning caffeine, and I'm go to go.
(3%)
- ..And as I slip out of the bedroom, my mind fast-forwards to a day my prince might come.
(3%)
- ..but I never wake up Snow White.
(3%)
- ..And I look in the mirror and see Victor meldrew
(3%)
- ..and sometimes I wake up Grammy
(3%)
- ..And then I see my darling wife
(0%)
- ..Rockin it!
(0%)
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