Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But sometimes I just let her sleep in. (0%)
• ..I never wake up grumpy just sneak out of the room. (0%)
• ..and Sneezy. So I call my Doc and he tells me, "Don't be Bashful or Dopey. Get back into your snow white bedsheets, get Sleepy, and then wake up Happy!" (0%)
• ..Sometimes I sleep with a hanger in my mouth and wake up with a smile on my face (0%)
• ..Then I get my morning caffeine, and I'm go to go. (0%)
• ..And as I slip out of the bedroom, my mind fast-forwards to a day my prince might come. (0%)
• ..When I sleep on the wrong side of the bed (0%)
• ..And then I see my darling wife (0%)
• ..But waking up grumpy is better than not waking up at all. (0%)
• ..but I never wake up Snow White. (0%)
• ..And I look in the mirror and see Victor meldrew (0%)
• ..because the mattress is lumpy. (0%)
• ..and sometimes I wake up Grammy (0%)