This is Not a Novel to Be Taken Lightly
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..It's far too heavy!
(25%)
- ..you will need at least 3 shots of tequila...
(13%)
- ..So wear your boots when you steal it, and RUN!
(13%)
- ..Better read it in the dark
(8%)
- ..One needs to put on their thinking cap to analyze its deep meanings.
(8%)
- ..and I can't even think of anything "novel" to say
(8%)
- ..Make sure you have plenty of tissues!
(4%)
- ..So take it with a grain of salt and . . . a large bottle of aged tequila!
(4%)
- ..The bookstore security guard is watching you and your shopping bag.
(4%)
- ..so you will need to put a few pounds on before reading it.
(4%)
- ..nor can I afford to pay attention to it.
(4%)
- ..It's a novel you need to read.
(4%)
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