Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'll end up being too old to enjoy all of it. (23%)
• ..Then you wouldn't have to run around with a shopping cart hoarding toilet paper and disinfectant wipes. (19%)
• ..My turn should be coming up soon (12%)
• ..Might as well get comfortable, it's going to be a while. (12%)
• ..why haven't I got everything? (8%)
• ..Then my ship should be coming in any minute now. (4%)
• ..then I for sure must not be done waiting! (4%)
• ..But only what’s left from those who hustle (4%)
• ..you'll appreciate it all the bbetter when it finally does! (4%)
• ..then I should have the world by now. (4%)
• ..Then I would have been a billionaire already. (4%)
• ..we would be in our rocking chairs, unable to stand and forgot what it was about. (4%)