Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..at "Heartbreak Hotel," because he was "Lonesome Tonight," and "Can't Help Falling in Love with You" all for having "Suspicious Minds!" (17%)
• ..and he took his teddy bear with him (17%)
• ..wearing his blue suede shoes with his hound dog. (13%)
• ..to take his Hound Dog to the vet because he was Cryin' All The Time.. (13%)
• ..For Tupelo chicken and fried pickles (13%)
• ..never to return. (9%)
• ..look again, you're only see his double (9%)
• ..to get a peanut butter and banana sandwich. (4%)
• ..yep, he put on his mask and went to Walmart (4%)