Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But the drinks are on the house. (29%)
• ..Somebody, somewhere is paying for it! (17%)
• ..Unless you have a great date! (13%)
• ..said the security guard to the shoplifter. (8%)
• ..Unless you are eating leftovers. (8%)
• ..true, if you are lucky, you will get water and a toothpick. (8%)
• ..besides, I'd rather have a nice juicy steak for dinner, instead of grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch. (4%)
• ..here comes the heart burn. (4%)
• ..but garbage, however, is available at absolutely no cost! (4%)
• ..So get back to work! (4%)
• ..you'll be in deep trouble for sure (0%)