Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Make sure you don't step into a poodle. (50%)
• ..be thankful its not elephants (9%)
• ..get them to fertilize the lawn (9%)
• ..it's truly an animal lovers dream! (5%)
• ..You need an awfully strong umbrella. (5%)
• ..Dogs to the left..Cats to the right..(because they always are). No Fowl play allowed. (5%)
• ..you may develop kennel cough. (5%)
• ..you should stay indoors and not really drive. (5%)
• ..go inside and play Snakes and Ladders! (5%)
• ..Watch where you step (5%)
• ..Be careful because the cats and dogs don't get along with each other on landing (0%)