Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Just lick the jar (21%)
• ..Then break out the ketchup. (16%)
• ..then it has been in your pantry for WAY too long. (11%)
• ..cut the cheese instead! (11%)
• ..Then muster up the muscles and try again! (11%)
• ..Then you won't be having any ham. (5%)
• ..try spreading it (5%)
• ..Call me butter, i'm on a roll. (5%)
• ..the jar is still closed. (5%)
• ..Buy it in a jar (5%)
• ..You're a day late and a dollar short! (5%)
• ..you can still use ketchup & relish! (0%)
• ..try a spoon! (0%)
• ..Then you are not using Gulden's mustard! (0%)
• ..Well ... then ... you can't cut the mustard. Who cares? (0%)
• ..get a sharper knife.. (0%)