Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• Because the " yoke " will be on you. (15%)
• you might find that some are actually turkeys instead. (15%)
• you risk a miscount after you scramble some... (10%)
• don't forget about that sneaky ole chicken snake (10%)
• You may end up with egg on your face (10%)
• Then we all know you're not the mother. (10%)
• Mother hen will peck you, I know from experience. (10%)
• there are always one or two rotten eggs in a bunch. (5%)
• you'll come up with zero -- everytime. (5%)
• You'll never get two in the bush. (5%)
• Unless you want eggs. In that case carry on. (5%)