Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• and forgotten to say when! (20%)
• Her clothes are so tight, she's turning blue (15%)
• and she's shaken, not stirred! (10%)
• Waiting to see how she bends to get in her car! (10%)
• and some of her is spilling out. (10%)
• and her cup overfloweth! (10%)
• Cannot allow her to do laundry anymore!!! (10%)
• You will have to heat her up to pour her out. (5%)
• then wrung out and put on the line to dry. (5%)
• but where is her drain? (5%)