Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• . . give them your other leg and arm and torso, then you will stay a head.
  (24%)
• ...start saving for the rest of the body. (14%)
• The cost of Adams perfect wife. He wanted to know what he could get for a rib instead. (14%)
• Then what can I get for this millipede? (14%)
• You just know you will have to give a few fingers too. (10%)
• I wonder how much it will cost with inflation. (10%)
• You better be buying an electric motor wheelchair with a single hand control. (5%)
• I'll let hubby buy it! (5%)
• I'd be up to my neck in quicksand! (5%)
• ..I wonder if they will accept my artificial leg. (0%)