Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• your dog will want some leftovers! (26%)
• unless its Tacos! (16%)
• Because you will choke (13%)
• just swallow the entire thing whole! (13%)
• Your teeth might fall out. (10%)
• 'cause no one likes to see unchewed food in your mouth! (10%)
• Or you might need the Heimlich manoeuvre! (6%)
• Otherwise next time I'll do the chewing. (6%)