Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• It obviously needs a new routine. (25%)
• It better be quiet, it's DUCK season!! (25%)
• Someone please explain this to Elmer Fudd (13%)
• a psychiatrist is in its near future. (6%)
• you're more than a little bit confused (6%)
• you need to check your glasses and hearing aid, because it's a goose (6%)
• make duck soup! (6%)
• Then it is a duck...duh...at least I think so. (6%)
• it's Donald Duck! (6%)
• it's just a monkey in disguise! (0%)
• QVACK! (0%)