Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• A knife should be around here somewhere (19%)
• don't use it to eat spaghetti! (10%)
• take it (10%)
• you might wonder how the devil it got there. (10%)
• be a nice person, stop your car, and take it off the road so no one gets a tire puncture. (10%)
• Don't step on it. (10%)
• Make the right choice. (10%)
• ask for the entree' that goes with it! (5%)
• take it since either way leads to the middle. (5%)
• Look out for the spoon next (5%)
• take the spoon (5%)
• don't worry its only four tines! (5%)
• don’t stop to eat your soup. (0%)