Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• and then tell you in great detail why it isn't. (32%)
• and completely unravels from there (21%)
• We have some breaking news...and then you just hold on tight and pray for what's to come!!! (11%)
• Then I switch off and go to bed happy knowing the world is all good. (11%)
• and that was the only good part of the news (5%)
• and ends with "God Save Us All." (5%)
• Today there were many problems with the weather (5%)
• and ends with despair and disillusion (5%)
• then, after a short while, you suddenly ask why they used that beginning in the first place. (5%)
• and end with good luck sleeping! (0%)