Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• but they keep me laughing! (19%)
• but as long as they tell me that I don't need to diet, I'm going to listen. (19%)
• but they always agree with me! (14%)
• but none of them has a foot that goes in my mouth! (10%)
• but their conversations are entertaining! (10%)
• but they have some great ideas! (10%)
• but the way they alarm me I cannot conceal! (5%)
• but the thumping under my bed is! (5%)
• but their conversation is better than Harvey the Rabbit's (5%)
• I can't hear you over the din in my head!!! (5%)
• but the ants in my pants are!! (0%)
• but I seem to have a very good conversation with them. (0%)