Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• .it will still be stationary and if you want to open it secretly, steam it. (23%)
• .the boss will still take credit for it. (18%)
• .the deeper the paper cut. (14%)
• .it still won't pay the bills. (14%)
• .the sheet of paper just won't fit! (9%)
• it still looks fluffy. I don't think my 605 Christmas list will make it to Santa this year.
  (9%)
• .it still won't bend (9%)
• .the envelope comes back to haunt me. (5%)
• .the mail slot just will not give. (0%)
• .you can't make it drink. (0%)
• .it's still going to be empty. (0%)
• .a 10x14 envelope will never go gracefully into a 5 inch slot. (0%)