No Matter How Much You Push the Envelope
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- .it still won't pay the bills.
- the deeper the paper cut.
- .it still won't bend
- .it will still be stationary and if you want to open it secretly, steam it.
- .the sheet of paper just won't fit
- .the envelope comes back to haunt me.
- .the mail slot just will not give.
- .you can't make it drink.
- .it pushes back; I don't think my 605 Christmas list will make it to Santa this year!
- .it's still going to be empty!
- .a 10x14 envelope will never go gracefully into a 5 inch slot.
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