Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• .it still won't pay the bills. (40%)
• the deeper the paper cut.
  (20%)
• .it still won't bend (20%)
• .it will still be stationary and if you want to open it secretly, steam it. (20%)
• .the sheet of paper just won't fit (0%)
• .the envelope comes back to haunt me. (0%)
• .the mail slot just will not give. (0%)
• .you can't make it drink. (0%)
• .it pushes back; I don't think my 605 Christmas list will make it to Santa this year! (0%)
• .it's still going to be empty! (0%)
• .a 10x14 envelope will never go gracefully into a 5 inch slot. (0%)