Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ...followed by a Margarita. (24%)
• ...With a dash of pepper. (19%)
• ...except when I'm craving sugar (14%)
• ...and then I sprinkle a little on my Porter House steak...yummy! (14%)
• ...but it doesn't seem I'm getting anywhere. (perhaps taking life with a quarter ounce of all purpose seasoning?) (10%)
• ...because any more than a grain is bad for my health (10%)
• ...as long as I have a chaser! (10%)
• ...and a good pilsner (0%)