Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• But I've no idea why somebody would want "....................." written on their shirt! (24%)
• "No Sweat" written on it!" (14%)
• "GoldToken.com" (14%)
• "I wish the cat had a snooze button on it" (14%)
• with a man wearing a tuxedo (10%)
• Squeeze here (10%)
• "The chest that money can buy" (10%)
• I was too polite to say anything (5%)
• I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "....................." written on it. I asked her what the dots were for. She said it's a new idea, portable hangman board. (0%)