Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ...but then I upgraded my Goldtoken membership. (25%)
• but instead all I got was a lousy job. (19%)
• turns out I want to be lazy and catered to like a princess. (13%)
• but it turned out to be too much work. (11%)
• digging ditches is a career, right? (8%)
• turns out I wanted to be a mom instead. (6%)
• but it turns out I really wanted a carer! (6%)
• ...but it turned out I just wanted money. (4%)
• but the billionaire line was closed. (4%)
• but I just couldn't persevere, my mind became numb, cos my boss was so dumb, so now I'm a mountaineer. (4%)