The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for I thought I wanted a career........... is:
The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for I thought I wanted a career........... is:

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  • ...but then I upgraded my Goldtoken membership. (25%)
  • but instead all I got was a lousy job. (19%)
  • turns out I want to be lazy and catered to like a princess. (13%)
  • but it turned out to be too much work. (11%)
  • digging ditches is a career, right? (8%)
  • turns out I wanted to be a mom instead. (6%)
  • but it turns out I really wanted a carer! (6%)
  • ...but it turned out I just wanted money. (4%)
  • but the billionaire line was closed. (4%)
  • but I just couldn't persevere, my mind became numb, cos my boss was so dumb, so now I'm a mountaineer. (4%)
Votes: 72
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