Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• Why are you still so stupid? (15%)
• Then I learn something new every day. (12%)
• ...then I must be brilliant! (12%)
• ...then why dont you stop asking "ME" for advice!?! (12%)
• I would be in school all my life. (8%)
• Then I should have a Master's Degree. (8%)
• then you should have a masters' degree by now! (8%)
• ...then I would be an absolute genius by now! (8%)
• then why I do I keep repeating the past? (4%)
• then at least learn how to blame someone else for them. (4%)
• ... then why did they invent dunces' caps?" (4%)
• I should of learned after having one child!!!! (4%)
• ...Why am I still trying to play Chess?" (4%)
• then it's lucky I make so many. (0%)
• Then I must be really dumb. (0%)