Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• It would be a miracle. (19%)
• ...people would probably ask me what's wrong, am I sick? (15%)
• ...you would be lucky! (11%)
• my conversation would be rather limited. (11%)
• ...my marriage would have only lasted ONE week! (11%)
• I would be better in political debates. (7%)
• you wouldn't hear me babbling all the time. (7%)
• I wouldn't have to listen to yours. (7%)
• I bet u would end up hearing my whole vocabulary, from a to z lol. (4%)
• let me just say hello and good luck in all the games! (4%)
• It would keep you from rattling endlessly. (4%)