Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• but now I can't decide. (21%)
• ...or did I? (17%)
• but then I decided not to be. Or did I? (14%)
• Now I just tell everyone I'm striving to be noncommittal and more broad-minded. (10%)
• rock, paper or scissors... hmmm.. anyone got a coin ? (10%)
• Or maybe I wasn't...what do you think? (10%)
• But now I'm just inconclusive. (7%)
• but now I don't know how to answer this. (3%)
• But now I'm sure I am. (3%)
• but that was when I had an opinion. (3%)
• but now I am not sure. / but now I'm not so sure about it! (0%)
• .......or was I? / ...or did I? (0%)