The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for “Behind every successful man is his woman..........” is:
The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for “Behind every successful man is his woman..........” is:

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • spending his money. (14%)
  • using him as a shield! (14%)
  • In total disbelief that he finally listened to her. (14%)
  • .....picking up after him as usual. (14%)
  • ...but I'm more proud of my woman than of my successes, so I keep her next to me where she belongs. (10%)
  • trying to get past him. (7%)
  • saying "See what happens when you listen to me". (7%)
  • shopping till she's drops! (7%)
  • And "his woman" means business! (7%)
  • trying to take credit. (3%)
  • starting with his mom, kicking him out of bed every morning to go to school. (3%)
  • waiting to take all his money!! (0%)
  • Saying "I can't believe he did that!" (0%)
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