Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• but the late worm gets to live another day. (15%)
• but the late mouse gets the cheese! (13%)
• and the late bird gets to sleep in. (12%)
• so if you like eating worms get up early. (12%)
• but the night owl eats pizza. (10%)
• and they both go to IHOP. (7%)
• but who the heck wants worms. (6%)
• that's why I sleep in, who wants a worm? (6%)
• "darn bird"... 'cause no female would've bitten THAT apple with a worm's head sticking out!! (6%)
• but the night owl can keep company with the young chicks until the rooster crows! (5%)
• and the late bird becomes dinner. (4%)
• but what is a worm to an eagle. (2%)
• and the late bird is a vegetarian. (1%)
• and that's why I sleep in. I wouldn't want to disturb him. (1%)