Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..do my bones and joints disagree? (21%)
• ..Worry about it (21%)
• ..Bother to try. (14%)
• ..Doesn't it feel like it! (10%)
• ..is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people. (10%)
• ..Not simply ignore the use by date? (10%)
• ..Change that attitude! (7%)
• ..would you think I'm not getting older? (3%)
• ..Are you unhappy? (3%)
• ..I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. (0%)