Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I Kept a Diary Right After Being Born. Day 1...
..I finally broke out after being locked up for 9 months 18%
..Still tired from the move. 14%
..WaaaaaaaAAAA!!!!! 14%
..It's cold out here, I want to go back in 11%
..I pooped on dad. 11%
..Ouch! Why did I get smacked on my bottom? 7%
..Someone help! It's too noisy out here!! 7%
..I'm going to get revenge on that person who slapped me on the butt! 7%
..It was so sweet going down, but it's coming out like Taco Bell. 4%
..2 hours later would of been new years baby 4%
..Those politicians are awful! I want to go back inside! Mommy! Mommy! 4%
..Oooh, so cold and what's that light? 0%
..My first roller coster ride was scary... 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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