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(#5548095) Re: The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by Jools on 29 Oct 2023 at 3:07PM
Yes mushroom gravy sounds good with a good dash of Madeira, but mint is for lamb, horseradish and redcurrant would suit better.
The legs would need those little frilly chefs hats on the hooves
(#5548056) Re: The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by quietman on 29 Oct 2023 at 1:01PM
Seriously? You think roast horse would be quite tasty?
Would you eat it with mushroom gravy or maybe a nice mint jam? You could eat the mini legs like drumsticks 🍗
(#5548050) Re: Old saying
Posted by quietman on 29 Oct 2023 at 12:58PM
Always say never.. it makes more sense to just give up.. why even bother?
(#5546955) Re: Old saying
Posted by marcmandy on 25 Oct 2023 at 12:14PM

Never say "never"
(#5546068) old saying
Posted by Fian on 22 Oct 2023 at 12:44PM
All of us at the asylum agree.
(#5546066) Re: Old saying
Posted by quietman on 22 Oct 2023 at 12:38PM
No, you can't.. it's stated perfectly. Not a flaw in it
(#5546065) Re: Old saying
Posted by Jools on 22 Oct 2023 at 12:35PM
yes you can
(#5546056) Re: Old saying
Posted by quietman on 22 Oct 2023 at 12:07PM
Can't argue with that ;)
(#5546054) Old saying
Posted by antibs on 22 Oct 2023 at 12:04PM
Never give up. Try and try again and make certain you don't change anything. Stay with what failed! Be consistent!
(#5545716) Re: The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by Jools on 21 Oct 2023 at 6:47AM
Yeah I'll eat the duck
Roast duck-sized horse sounds quite tasty too
(#5545598) Re: The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by quietman on 20 Oct 2023 at 5:00PM
So, you won't fight a horse-sized duck, but you'll eat him?
Who doesn't love Orange Duck 😋

Based on the choices, I'd take on the 6 duck-sized horses
(#5545588) Re: The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by Jools on 20 Oct 2023 at 4:11PM
I'm a pacifist
(#5545544) Re: The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by fatdaddy on 20 Oct 2023 at 10:30AM
I'd rather slight 1.1 huckdized force.
(#5545531) The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot!
Posted by quietman on 20 Oct 2023 at 10:05AM
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Question: Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized horses, or 1 horse-sized duck?
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(#5545313) Re: Sports
Posted by Jools on 19 Oct 2023 at 2:05PM
but it's not the only one to use that shape ball, actually more use it than a round ball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football.

So much football can be described as a game play by men with oddly shaped balls
(#5545302) Re: Sports
Posted by marcmandy on 19 Oct 2023 at 1:11PM

hmmmm, probably...So we're stuck with oblong ball...
(#5545248) Re: Sports
Posted by Jools on 19 Oct 2023 at 9:17AM
Surely gang warfare would cover ice hockey?
(#5545234) Re: Sports
Posted by marcmandy on 19 Oct 2023 at 6:19AM

It may be that football, as it's described in the international world, is improperly named. It could be called headball, or perhaps more accurately, bodyball. That describes it much more precisely.

American Oblong Ball could be more accurately named Gang Warfare. Just without knives, guns, or other weapons.
(#5545218) Re: Sports
Posted by Jools on 19 Oct 2023 at 4:27AM
Clue is in the name "foot"ball, not throwball, pick-up-and-run-ball and any othe odd variation that doesn't involve kicking the ball

Also I'm not sure the "game" you lot play actually counts as sport

The word soccer is a shortening of assoccer (association football) to distinguish it from rugger (rugby football) so maybe Amer/Ammer is a better name or even Amball

We could complicate the matter further by bringing Aussie rules football into the debate
(#5545174) Re: Sports
Posted by fatdaddy on 19 Oct 2023 at 12:42AM
How 'bout SockHim?
Tackleball?
Smear the ... no that wouldn't be acceptable.
Breakaleg?
(#5545105) Re: Sports
Posted by marcmandy on 18 Oct 2023 at 6:19PM

Well, if I can talk to myself, then I can argue with myself...

We can't call it baseball, 'cause that's taken...

How about the National Oblong Ball League?
(#5545097) Re: Sports
Posted by quietman on 18 Oct 2023 at 5:38PM
Touché Grinning
I was lookin' for an argument, but you can't argue with that (or can you?)
(#5545095) Re: Sports
Posted by marcmandy on 18 Oct 2023 at 5:15PM

Soccer would be appropriate.
(#5545091) Sports
Posted by quietman on 18 Oct 2023 at 4:56PM
⚽️ As we all know "Football" (aka Soccer in USA) was invented long before American Football, and should have exclusive rights to the name "Football"
🏈 USA should change the name of their pro football league to something else, like Grid Iron Ball or Air Ball or, anything but FOOTBALL
(#5542581) Re: Squirrels
Posted by fatdaddy on 9 Oct 2023 at 8:33PM
They see our eyes get wide and they think it's a sign of attraction. Like Sally Field they think "You like me! You really like me!".
Too bad it so often is followed by a SPLAT.
(#5542434) Squirrels
Posted by dolcol (LAW-10) on 9 Oct 2023 at 6:48AM
I think they really get a kick out of running into traffic.
(#5541133) Dogs and cats
Posted by antibs on 4 Oct 2023 at 11:12AM
At one time I had the unpleasant chore of studying cats for a long duration of time. My final study revealed that if any cat could sit and shoot humans the "bird" they would do so!

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