A pack of wild dogs did it, Mom! HONEST!!

I was trying to find the squirrel!

What do you mean I’m in trouble? It was the dog next door but he jumped back over the fence just before you came home and left me with this mess.

I was helping find the couch change

"WHAT?!!

I was taking a Nap , and smelled gas . than the Cat lit a match , and that is the rest is story.

There was this big spider!

I did not do this

I chased away the culprit

......and the couch just exploded!

Finally I found the treat you hid.

Now,,, call me that again !

That wasn't my new chew toy?

I could have sworn this is where I buried it!

Im telling you it ate my squeaky toy..

A cat started sleeping on it when you moved it outside, so I solved the problem.

MOM IM PUTTING MY PAW🐾DOWN THIS TIME . I SAW A MOUSE I HAD TO GET IT. REMEMBER LAST TIME YOU FREAKED OUT : )

Don't Look At Me, The Cat Did It!

Slightly used sofa; free to good home

I was hungry

I was just helping to make reupholstering easier for you!

I said give the dog a SWEET not a SUITE!

Wow, that was soooo good, do you have any more?

This is the day Frank learned about homonyms. Blech. Totally different from the stuffing he'd been given on Thanksgiving.

Thanks for sitting this old smelly thing outside. That was such great therapy!
Bad?
What's an Heirloom???

I warned it, that sofa had it coming.

Yep, we need a New couch!

Arn’t you so proud of me?

What? You told me to go outside and find something to do!

MOM. PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME. I SAW YOU BUILDING A PUZZLE. WANTED TO SEE IF YOU COULD PUT THIS BACK TOGETHER : )

You forgot to leave me any food and I was sooo hungry! But it sure didn't taste good.

Ok, that was a good APPETIZER, but now WHAT'S FOR DINNER?!!!

That will teach you, next time don't leave me all alone, I will run with you!

This is MY house too -- and that's MY version of home decor!

Who.... me????